the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends
- Movie stars: I look ten years younger than I actually am.
- TV stars: I look older than my character is but you've known me for ten years so we'll move on.
- Stage actors: I look older than my character is but you can't see me so I don't care.
- Aaron Tveit: I look 15, 20, 25, 30, 35...
"That guy just broke so many rules and laws in 1 second…I don’t even know how to yell at him." -Quote from work today. Lifeguard woes.
tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
- tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
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Backstories that explain actions but don’t excuse them are what makes characters great.
- Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
- Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
- Friend: ...
- Me: I also think I got hotter.