Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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7/20/2014 (12:41pm) 182,192 notes

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

(via beafrantic)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

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edwardspoonhands:

lizziekeiper:

jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

THIS

Since Nic Cage will apparently do anything…why isn’t National Treasure a TV show…I would watch that every damn day forever.

(Source: spacehamsters)

daily-sports:

Target Field during the HR Derby

j3d1ntraining:

third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

(Source: popping-smoke, via techniciantraveller)

  • Movie stars: I look ten years younger than I actually am.
  • TV stars: I look older than my character is but you've known me for ten years so we'll move on.
  • Stage actors: I look older than my character is but you can't see me so I don't care.
  • Aaron Tveit: I look 15, 20, 25, 30, 35...

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7/13/2014 (10:19pm)

"That guy just broke so many rules and laws in 1 second…I don’t even know how to yell at him." -Quote from work today. Lifeguard woes.

7/13/2014 (10:02pm) 150,141 notes

lovejoyjohnlock:

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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Backstories that explain actions but don’t excuse them are what makes characters great.

(Source: brella, via freewheelingsherlockian)

7/13/2014 (9:37pm) 51,028 notes

boy48:

Ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

(via jomilitum)

  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.

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