6/1/2012 (7:58pm) 136 notes

What are you wearing

JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Uh khakis

SHE SOUNDS HIDEOUS

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6/1/2012 (1:25pm) 1 note

GO HUG HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCAUSEIMINWISCONSINRIGHTNOWANDHAVENTFIXEDTHETELEPORT

I can’t, he’s at Honeywell Corp. doing business things. They don’t let me into factories. They just don’t.

6/1/2012 (1:19pm) 1 note

Obama is right down the road right now.

He’s like a mile away.

  • Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
  • My brain: Obliviate

6/1/2012 (1:12pm) 24,866 notes

Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

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